The Dame DeHaveland






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		The Dame DeHaveland Age: don't ask--or else. Education: M.M.M. (Masters of Manse Maintenance), Transylvanian School of Manse Management. Interests: antique brocade, caring for her sister, visiting rotting Transylvanian manses, Beanie Babies. Favorite Movie: "Arsenic and Old Lace" She says: "I have a morbid love of movies with sad endings. Poor Jonathan!" Favorite Book: "Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Bronte Favorite Food: She says: "I don't eat." Quote: "To maintain the proper atmosphere of brooding, decrepit opulence in the manse, no artificial lighting should be allowed beyond candles, and any suggestion of 'cleaning up a bit' should be unequivocally denied." --The Manager's Manual of Manse Maintenance.







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