Beanie Baby™ Mortuary Welcome to the online site for the infamous DeHaveland Brothers' Beanie Baby Mortuary,
the world's only known mortuary for stuffed pets. Why a mortuary for Beanie Babies, you ask? Our line of thinking was
simple: the fad's so dead, why not bury it? And we think you'll agree with us when we say that anyone who still
has a large collection of the disgusting little things would be glad to find a way to graciously discard them (thus freeing
up valuable garage space), without admitting how stupid it was to amass said collection in the first place. "No mere dumpster
for my precious babies--we will commemorate them with style!" We hope to facilitate this
noble impulse with caring and a sense of compassion appropriate to the occasion--which is to say, none at all. We deeply understand the pain that families suffer at such times, and
so we aim to provide both the pet and the family with services both affordable and dignified. We work with each family
individually to assure that their pet (or pets) receive a ceremony that will allow the family to say goodbye with dignity,
yet without ignoring the pain of loss. What's more, our personal, one-on-one style allows for us to celebrate the life
of each pet as we send them on their next great journey. ("Fluffy spent his last years in a cardboard box in the garage, yet
they were not sterile years, for he endowed them with life!") We firmly believe in the reincarnation and eternal life of stuffed
pets, as necessitated by mass production--no matter how rotted your Fluffy may be, somewhere, another copy lives
on. We hope to meet all your needs here (whether they've got anything to
do with a funeral or not--we are nothing if not versatile businessmen). Ultimately, we aim to provide a mortuary that serves
the needs of the larger Beanie Baby collector community, inasmuch as that exists anymore, yet that deals with each individual
individually, in an individual manner, as themselves. We hope you'll find that that's what we provide. |
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Questions? Comments? Orders? Contact us at beaniemortuary@excite.com No, the Beanie Baby™ Mortuary is not associated in any way with Ty Inc., the manufacturers of Beanie
Babies™. Too bad for us, huh.
Beanie Baby Mortuary and all contents Copyright 2005 by Matthew and Andrew Miller. All rights reserved.
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