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Frederick DeHaveland

Age: He doesn't care anymore.

Education: M.A., The Institute of Ignorance. P.h.D., Victor and Igor University.

Interests: mad science, coffin procurement, yoga, chiropractic care,

Beanie Babies™.

Favorite movie: “Casablanca”

Favorite book: “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” by Victor Hugo.

Favorite food: Baby-back ribs.

Quote: “Me-who am as a nerve o'er which do creep

The else unfelt oppressions of this earth.”-from ”Julian and Maddalo” by Percy Bysshe Shelley.



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