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The Dame DeHaveland
 
Age: don't ask--or else.
 
Education: M.M.M. (Masters of Manse Maintenance), Transylvanian School of Manse Management.
 
Interests: antique brocade, caring for her sister, visiting rotting Transylvanian manses, Beanie Babies.
 
Favorite Movie: "Arsenic and Old Lace" She says: "I have a morbid love of movies with sad endings. Poor Jonathan!"
 
Favorite Book: "Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Bronte
 
Favorite Food: She says: "I don't eat."
 
Quote: "To maintain the proper atmosphere of brooding, decrepit opulence in the manse, no artificial lighting should be allowed beyond candles, and any suggestion of 'cleaning up a bit' should be unequivocally denied." --The Manager's Manual of Manse Maintenance. 
















 
















 

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